Hello there I’m back with another puns collection this time it’s basketball puns and just like every pun blog I create this one is also divided into categories i have picked only those jokes that are unique and hilarious please enjoy the blog and leave a comment for next suggestion
Note: use the table of contents to go to your favorite pun category I have included the top 5 most popular ones.
Short basketball puns
1. I’m feeling hoop-y today.
2. I’m feeling a bit off-court.
3. I’m going to take a shot at a pun.
4. I’m feeling a bit out of bounds.
5. That play was a real slam dunk!
6. I’m on the rebound.
7. Dribble like you mean it.
8. Time to bounce!
9. He’s got some serious hoop dreams.
10. Always believe in your shot!
11. I’m dunkin’ on the haters.
12. Bench warmer, heart warmer.
13. Rebound and astound.
14. Court-esy call.
15. Foul play fair.
16. Net gains.
17. Buzzer beater eater.
18. Assist-ance needed.
19. You’ve got to be balling me!
20. Nothing but swish-es.
Basketball puns team names
1. Golden State Swishers (Golden State Warriors).
2. Miami Heatwave (Miami Heat).
3. Los Angeles Dunkers (Los Angeles Lakers).
4. Brooklyn Nets Gains (Brooklyn Nets).
5. New York Knicks – The New York Tricks.
6. Dallas Mavericks – The Dallas Have-er-icks.
7. Portland Trail Blazers – The Portland Tail Chasers.
8. Sacramento Kings – The Sacramento Wings.
9. Milwaukee Bucks – The Milwaukee Ducks.
10. Cleveland Cavaliers – The Cleveland Cheval-ears.
11. Memphis Grizzlies – The Memphis Sizzlies.
12. San Antonio Spurs – The San Antonio Purrs.
13. Oklahoma City Thunder – The Oklahoma City Blunder.
14. Washington Wizards – The Washington Blizzards.
15. Detroit Pistons – The Detroit Misstons.
16 Toronto Raptors – The Toronto Captors.
17. Chicago Bullseyes (Chicago Bulls).
18. Boston Hoops (Boston Celtics).
19. Phoenix Dunk Suns (Phoenix Suns).
Basketball jokes
1. Why don’t basketball players get lost? Because they always dribble their way home!
2. How do basketball players stay cool during games? They stand near the fans!
3. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to get a higher score!
4. What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music? Hip-hoop!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like some basketball players!
6. Why was the basketball player arrested at the airport? He was caught traveling!
7. What do you call a basketball player who’s always complaining? A whistle-blower!
8. Why did the basketball coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
9. Why did the basketball player bring thread and a needle to the game? In case he needed to shoot some hoops!
10. What’s a basketball player’s favorite drink? Sprite!
11. What do you call a basketball player who’s always in foul trouble? A basket brawler!
12. Why was the basketball player bad at math? He could only count by twos and threes!
13. What do you call a basketball player who’s always late? A slow breaker!
14. Why did the basketball player refuse to pay for his haircut? He only wanted a buzz cut!
15. Why did the basketball player quit his job? He wanted to lay-up and relax!
16. Why do basketball players love cereal? Because they love the crunch time!
17. Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they dunk them!
18. Why do basketball players make great party guests? Because they know how to bring the house down!
19. Why did the player refuse to play cards? Because he didn’t want to deal with the hands!
20. Why did the referee get a promotion? He knew how to make all the right calls!
Clever basketball puns
1. I’m not a player, I just crush a lot (on the court).
2. That dunk was a slam poetry moment!
3. You’ve got game, but I’ve got court.
4. Life’s a layup—don’t overthink it.
5. The Shaq-les of love.
6. Don’t go Westbrook my heart.
7. Curry up and wait.
8. You’re really Stockton up on these puns.
9. Taking the Heat in Miami.
10. Malone-ly night.
11. I’m in love with a rebound relationship.
12. I’m not Lion, these Pistons of comedy are Detroit-ing expectations.
13. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t fake!
14. I can’t make my free throws, but I’m great at throwing shade.
15. I’m not trying to Curry favor, but these puns are Golden, State your opinion.
16. I can’t hear the haters over the sound of my swish.
17. I’m not just dunking on opponents, I’m dunking on doubts.
18. My defense is so tight, even light can’t get through.
19. I may be out of bounds, but I’m still in control.
20. I’m not just making moves, I’m breaking ankles.
Basketball puns as one-liners
1. My jumper is cleaner than my room.
2. I tried to join a basketball team, but they said I was too ballsy.
3. I’m not short, I’m just concentrated basketball.
4. I’m a basketball ref. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe.
5. I’m so good at basketball, I can dunk a donut.
6. I’m a basketball player, but I’m also a plant. I’m a hooper.
7. I tried to join a basketball team, but they said I was too hoop-de-doo.
8. I’m so good at basketball, I can dribble a conversation.
9. I’m so good at basketball, I can rebound a conversation.
10. I’m so good at basketball, I can shoot hoops from the free throw line… backwards.
11. Why was the basketball team so tired after their flight? They had too many lay-overs!
12. I was born to shoot, and I don’t mean with a camera.
13. I never miss—unless it’s on purpose, of course.
14. Dunk first, ask questions later.
15. Call me the postman—I always deliver.
16. Ball so hard, even the net can’t keep up.
17. My dribble game is tighter than my schedule.
18. If you’re not getting buckets, you’re just standing around.
19. Why did the basketball coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
20. If life’s a game, I’m here for the overtime.
21. The court is my canvas, and my shot is the masterpiece.
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