Hi and welcome to another fun quotes blog! Guys, let’s be real – some days just don’t go as planned. You know those moments when everything seems to be going wrong,
and you’re just sitting there thinking, “Is this even real life?” 🙄 Between work stress, daily chaos, and those moments that make you go “Seriously?!
So I thought why not share the image collection of funny quotes and sayings that have been my secret weapon during those not-so-favorable phases of life!
With everyone needing a good laugh these days we could all use some humor to keep things light in life,
I recently created them all in unique designs, so you can share them on your Pinterest board or with your friends by downloading them directly
Check them out yourself and do checkout on how to quickly share these images instructions just below,
How to Share or Download?
For Sharing on Pinterest: on the top left corner of every image, you will find a save button. Simply tap on it, and it will redirect you to your Pinterest, select the board, and it’s uploaded.
For Download: Many of us want to download and share it somewhere else, for that, just long-press hold on the image and your download image option will appear.
Sus Quotes Funny Short
My phone listens to my conversations and shows me ads… but when I actually need something, it pretends not to know.
That moment when your calculator asks you if 2+2 really equals 4… kinda sus.
My FBI agent watching me Google ‘how to make pasta’ for the 47th time: 🤨
Why does my cat stare at empty corners like she’s in a business meeting with ghosts?
Sus level: When your mom uses your full name but with a smiley face 😊
That moment when your phone autocorrects ‘lol’ to ‘LOL’ and now everyone thinks you’re yelling.
Short Best Friend Quotes Funny
Best friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. They bring snacks and a camera.
My best friend’s superpower is remembering every embarrassing thing I’ve done since 5th grade and bringing it up at perfect moments.
Best friends: The only people who know how truly weird you are and still answer your calls.
Best friends don’t judge your questionable life choices. They help you make worse ones.
Best friends: The only people who will tell you if you have food in your teeth, after taking a picture first.
My best friend and I have a superpower—telepathically sharing side-eyes across the room.
Happy Friday Funny Quotes
Friday afternoon meetings are just group meditation sessions where everyone visualizes the weekend.
Friday…our relationship is finally official.
Friday at work is like the last mile of a marathon, except instead of water stations there’s coffee and procrastination.
Dear Friday, I know we see each other every week, but I still get butterflies.
My Friday motivation is powered by: 20% Coffee 30% Determination 50% Pure spite.
Famous Funny Quotes
Steve Martin: “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
Stephen Colbert: “Life is like skiing. Just like skiing, the goal is to get to the bottom, but you have to resist the urge to curl up into a ball and roll there.”
Dorothy Parker: “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
Dave Chappelle: “Everything is funny until it happens to you.”
Nora Ephron: “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
Inspirational Funny Quotes
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars—and probably have a decent story to tell about it.
The elevator to success is broken. Take the stairs… and bring snacks.
Don’t stop until you’re proud. Or at least until you can laugh about how hard it was.
Motivation is like a shower – you need it daily, and sometimes it’s uncomfortably cold.
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten… or just looking really good while falling.
Very Short Funny Quotes
My bank account is on a diet: it’s getting thinner every day.
My bed and I have a special relationship. I don’t leave, it doesn’t judge.
Confidence level: Fake it till you make it.
if you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Earl Wilson
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
Witty Quotes
Sarcasm: my body’s natural defense against stupid.
I don’t need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new style every morning.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Witty Sarcastic Comments
You can’t have everything… where would you put it?
I’m visualizing duct tape over your mouth.
I’m not ignoring you; I’m just giving you time to realize you’re wrong.
Yes, I’m free tonight. Free to stay home and avoid people.
Final thoughts on funny quotes and saying
I hope these quotes brought a smile to your face and helped you see the lighter side of life’s crazy moments
sometimes all we can do is laugh. And trust me, laughter is way cheaper than therapy! there you go with another joke guys!!!😂
And yeah, before you leave I also want to share other cool stuff on my website you will definitely like them:
1. 150+ short powerful two word quotes.
2. Out of my pun collection: 100+ basketball puns one liners.
3. 100+ Funny puns for birthdays.
4. 80+ short thanksgiving quotes.
Don’t forget to check out these fun collections. Stay funny, stay positive, and keep laughing!
