Hi Everyone,
Good mornings don’t always have to be serious—sometimes, the best way to start the day is with a smile (and maybe a little coffee!).
That’s why I’ve put together this fun collection of Funny Good Morning Quotes with Images.
These cheerful and witty designs are perfect for sharing with friends, posting on social media, or simply giving yourself a laugh to start your day.
You’ll Find Hilarious messages to cute morning memes, you’ll find plenty of humor to brighten up your mornings.
Scroll through, download your favorites, and spread some laughter with your “good mornings”!
NOTE: ON RECENT REQUESTS FROM USERS, WE UPDATED THE BLOG FROM IMAGE-ONLY QUOTES TO A MIX OF QUOTES AS TEXT AND IMAGES. EACH HEADING HAS 2 SECTIONS, ONE FOR TEXT AND THE OTHER FOR IMAGES.
How to Share or Download Images?
For Sharing on Pinterest: on the top left corner of every image, you will find a save button. Simply tap on it, and it will redirect you to your Pinterest, select the board, and it’s uploaded.
For Download: Many of us want to download and share it somewhere else, for that, just long-press hold on the image and your download image option will appear.
Funny Good Morning Messages
Quotes As Text To Copy
1. Seize the day. Or sneeze the day. Regardless, bless you!
2. We ride at dawn! At least that’s what they say in the movies.
3. When I said I was a morning person, I meant I like bottomless brunch at noon.
4. Good morning! Sorry you can’t wake up to my wonderful face, but this text will suffice.
5. Top o’ the morning to ya! (Read in Irish accent.)
6. Mood gorning. Whoops, it’s too early for this.
7. Wake up! Time to break up with your bed.
8. Good morning! Let’s start with a smile—and if that fails, try coffee. Lots of coffee.
9. Good morning! May your breakfast be hot, your emails be short, and your coffee be bottomless.
10. Wake up and smell the possibilities—or at least the coffee.
11. Good morning! Your pillow called; it misses you and promises not to hold a grudge.
12. Rise and grind—apparently, sleeping in isn’t a career option.
13. The sun is up, the birds are singing, and your responsibilities are lurking.
14. Wake up! Your bed has released you into the wild; coffee is your only defense.
15. If you can’t rise and shine, just rise. That’s a good start.
QUOTES AS IMAGES TO SHARE
Good morning! I put my shirt on backwards and didn’t realize until I got to work. Monday vibes are real.
Good morning, guys! Just put my underwear on inside out.Decided it’s today’s good luck charm rather than change it.
Morning! Made coffee, forgot to drink it, reheated it 3 times, and it’s still sitting there getting cold.
Rise and shine! Tried to pay for gas with my library card. The cashier’s face was priceless.
Rise and shine! Wore two different shoes to work yesterday. Nobody said anything. Still processing this.
Cute Good Morning Quotes Funny Hilarious
Quotes As Text To Copy
1. Morning! Have I mentioned I like you a latte?
2. Good morning, sunshine… or should I say good afternoon?
3. Rise and shine, or rise and whine. Your pick!
4. I need you more than coffee—but coffee will do for now.
5. You’re the French to my toast.
6. Morning! You’re the reason I wake up smiling… and also because the alarm won’t shut up.
7. Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
8. If you were here, I’d make any breakfast you wanted—as long as it’s cereal.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, the only thing sweeter than sleep is you.
10. Wake up, wake up—Marvin Gaye voice.
11. Good morning! Time to pretend to function like responsible adults.
12. Congratulations on surviving unconsciousness; welcome back to reality!
13. Top of the morning—though the bottom half is still under the covers negotiating.
14. Your pillow kingdom requests your presence, your highness!
15. Your yawns are contagious—share wisely.
QUOTES AS IMAGES TO SHARE
Rise and shine, angel! I’m ready to conquer the day… right after I figure out which way is up.
Rise and shine, beautiful! Just kidding, I look like I wrestled a pillow all night and the pillow won.
Good morning! You’re like a ray of sunshine… if sunshine came with bedhead and morning breath.
Good morning, sweet cheeks! Fair warning_ I’m about 73% pillow marks and 27% actual human right now.
Good morning, treasure! Just tried to put deodorant on my toothbrush. It’s going to be one of those days.
Funny Good Morning Memes
Quotes As Text To Copy
1. I’m gonna wake up early tomorrow! Also me at 6AM: hitting snooze like whack-a-mole.
2. Good morning! Checking phone… 47 unread messages… face down… good night.
3. Morning has broken, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t my fault this time.
4. If mornings had an off switch, I’d slap it like the snooze button.
5. Early bird catches the worm; I’m just here for the coffee.
6. Rise and shine! Remember, your smile is contagious—I’m immune.
7. The sun is up, the sky is blue—so are my under-eye circles.
8. Another day, another attempt at being a functioning adult.
9. Wake up! Your bed is filing a missing persons report.
10. Rise like a loaf of bread—slow, steady, and confused about the day.
11. Your pillow says it misses your face and your drool.
12. Good morning! Time to face the email monster.
13. Today’s agenda: pretending to be normal. We got this!
14. If lost, please return to nearest coffee pot.
15. Ready for subtle keyboard tapping and loud coffee sipping?
QUOTES AS IMAGES TO SHARE
Me: Sets 6 alarms to wake up early. My brain at 6 AM: Let’s discuss why we need sleep for the next 2 hours.
Morning motivation level: Getting out of bed deserves its own participation trophy.
Good morning! Checks phone Sees 47 unread messages Puts phone face down Good night!
Me at night: I’ll definitely work out tomorrow morning! Me in the morning: Laughs in pajamas.
Me: I’m gonna wake up early tomorrow! Also me at 6 AM: hits snooze button like I’m playing whack-a-mole.
Good Morning Coffee Quotes Funny
Quotes As Text To Copy
1. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
2. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.
3. Caffeine—maintaining my sunny personality.
4. Sometimes I go hours without coffee… it’s called sleeping.
5. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
6. Coffee before talkie.
7. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
8. Rise and grind, it’s coffee time!
9. Without coffee, mornings are a terrible waste of time.
10. My birthstone is a coffee bean.
11. The most dangerous drinking game: how long can I go without coffee.
12. Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
13. The best part of waking up isn’t being awake—it’s coffee.
14. Life happens, coffee helps.
15. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.
QUOTES AS IMAGES TO SHARE
Good morning! I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person who happens to be awake in the morning.
Good morning! My coffee maker is my alarm clock. Everything else is just background noise.
Coffee: Because adulting is hard and morning people are suspicious.
Coffee: The most important meal of the day. Fight me. (But not until I’ve had my second cup.)
Good morning! Coffee: Turning ‘I can’t’ into ‘I probably still can’t, but at least I’m caffeinated.
Funny Good Morning Quotes For Friends
Quotes As Text To Copy
1. Good morning! Let’s grumble and glare together.
2. Want to come over and hit snooze 10 more times with me?
3. Good morning to the world’s best sleeper—it’s been hours. Wake up!
4. One day you can be a morning person; today is not that day.
5. I achieved all my goals… then the alarm went off.
6. You don’t need an alarm when you have a loud friend like me.
7. Wake up! It’s time to give the bed a break—and probably the fridge too.
8. Early bird gets the worm; good news for late risers like us—no worms.
9. Did someone say morning? I heard “moaning.” Let’s do this.
10. Rise and shine! Your kingdom of dirty laundry awaits, your majesty.
11. The sun is up; now get up so we can complain about it together.
12. If you can’t rise and shine, just rise—I’ll bring the shine (and coffee).
13. Good morning! Let’s make today’s problems tomorrow’s punchline.
14. Today’s goal: less sighing, more trying—together.
15. Keep your friends close and your coffee closer—luckily I’m both.
QUOTES AS IMAGES TO SHARE
Rise and shine! Just kidding, we can grumble and glare together.
Good morning, bestie! Let’s make some decisions we’ll only half regret today.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!
Mornings are the perfect time for quiet reflection, said no one with friends ever.
Good morning, oh friend of mine! There’s actually no reason for me to be up this early, but I don’t want to go through it alone. It’s pretty much torture, so wake up and suffer with me.
Related Posts:
50+ Good Morning Quotes For Him
20+ Daily Planner Printable
100+ Goodnight Messages
