Hey there, butter lovers and pun enthusiasts! You’ve just stumbled upon the creamiest collection of butter puns on the internet.
If you’ve visited our Artful Diary blog before, you know we’re nuts about puns.
we also have collections of toe puns that were so liked by people we have to Make This Butter puns collection. It is the latest addition to our pun-family
So not wasting more time here is the collection have a read and drop a comment on any other type you want we are more than happy to serve you!!! (not buttering)
Funny Butter Puns
I told a joke about butter to a group of eggs. They cracked up!
I tried to join a butter appreciation club, but I didn’t meet the requirements. I guess I wasn’t cut out for it! (Plays on “cut the butter”)
Life is like a stick of butter: You never know how much you have left until you start using it.
I tried to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t cut the butter. (Plays on the word “butter” meaning to flatter)
What do you call a mischievous pat of butter? A: A butter-griffon. (Plays on “grifter” – a con artist)
What do you call a tired pat of butter? A: Buttered out.
What do you call a group of competitive butterflies? A: Spreadsheets!
What do you call a group of sleepy butterflies? A: Butterflies taking a nap!
What do you call a group of gossiping butterflies? A: Butterflies on the grapevine. (Plays on the expression “on the grapevine” meaning to hear rumors)
Feeling a little under the weather? Don’t worry, I’m here to butter you up!
Those croissants look so flaky, they must be butter-ful!
This joke is a little cheesy, but I hope you butter understand.
My social skills are a little buttered, but I’m working on them!
Life can get tough, but remember to keep things butter side up.
“Butter believe I’m on a roll with these puns!”
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I can’t believe they ran out of butter! This is a real crumby situation.
Butter believe it or not, I used to be lactose intolerant. (For those who’ve overcome an intolerance)
What kind of music do cows listen to? Butter music!
Why did the baker win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of buttercups!
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side and become scrambled with butter!
What do you call a sneaky pat of butter? A butter-lifter.
What do you call a proud stick of butter? A butter-beater.
What do you call a confused pat of butter? Lost and buttered.
What do you call a forgetful stick of butter? A memory slip.
What do you call a buttery know-it-all? A butter-know-it-all.
I loaf you a whole butter! (This one combines bread and butter)
These pancakes are butter than good, they’re incredible!
Looking for a way to make someone’s day? Spread some butter-ness around!
I tried to make a butter sculpture, but it just kept melting. Back to the drawing board!
This butter pun collection is the best thing since sliced bread… well, buttered bread!
I can’t believe the price of butter! It’s getting out of hand!
Don’t put all your butter in one basket.
You butter believe this recipe is delicious!
Butter believe I’m excited for these cookies to bake!
This sandwich is butter-believable!
Someone left the butter out. Now it’s on the run… a butter runaway!
Tripped and fell in butter. I can’t believe I buttered that!
Heard a butter joke today. It was so bad, it left me feeling a little de-pressed. (Plays on “depressed” and butter being stuck)
My social skills are a little buttered, but I’m working on them!
This toast is butter-ful! But seriously, where’s the jam?
Feeling stressed? Take a deep breath and butter yourself down. (Plays on “butter someone up”)
Life is like a stick of butter: You never know how much you have left until you start using it.
Looking for a way to make someone’s day? Spread some butter-ness around!
If you don’t like butter puns, you’re just loafing around! (Combines loaf and butter)
I tried to join a butter appreciation club, but I didn’t meet the requirements. I guess I wasn’t cut out for it! (Plays on “cut the butter”)
bread and butter puns
Why did the butter get arrested? Because it was caught on a bread spread!
Why did the toast go to the bank? To get some dough!” (This one works well with butter!)
Why did the butter cross the road? To get to the other side… and melt.
If you don’t like butter puns, you’re just loafing around!” (Combines loaf of bread and butter)
A little butter makes the bread go down easier.
Shea butter puns
This shea butter is so smooth, it’ll make your skin feel im-paw-sible to resist!
Having a bad hair day? Don’t worry, shea butter will have your mane feeling mane-ificent!
My lips are feeling a little chapped. Time to whip out the shea butter and give them a shea-habilitation program!
This shea butter is the real deal, not some shea-dy substitute!
Life is better with a little shea butter pampering. It’s pure shea-liss!
This joke is a little corny, but I hope you’ll find it a-peel-ing. (Combines corn and butter)
I tried to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, but they took things a little too literally. (Plays on the idea of “buttering someone up” – stealing vs flattering)
I’m not sure what’s butter with this recipe, but I’m feeling whisked away! (Plays on the whisk used for mixing)
What did the hot pan say to the butter? I melt you!
Why did the chef get arrested? Because he was caught creaming butter! (Plays on the act of softening butter)
butter love puns
We spread joy together like butter on warm bread. You make everything better!
I’m completely buttered up by your love. You’re the perfect spread for my life.
My love for you melts me faster than a pat of butter on a hot day.
Let’s whisk ourselves away on a romantic getaway and forget about the world. Just butter you and me!
Final thoughts on Short Butter Puns
Well, butter lovers, that’s all we’ve got churned up for now! We hope these puns have spread a little joy and laughter into your day. Remember, life’s better when you keep things on the butter side up!
Did we miss your favorite butter puns? Or maybe you’ve got a cheesy joke that’s even butter? Don’t be shy – drop it in the comments below! We’re always looking to expand our collection and keep the good times rolling.
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